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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
10/22/2016 at 12:55 • Filed to: None

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Buying a $5 million jet and painting it to look like a crossfit bro’s shoulder.

If I wasn’t so sure he was in Texas, I would assume it belongs to Lewis Hamilton.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 13:19

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Spoken like a true beta.

PEOPLE HATE WHEN YOU DEMONSTRATE YOUR SUPERIORITY! WOOO! HELL YEAH!


Kinja'd!!! BloodlessWeevil > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 13:26

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My first thought was that it looks just like the camo used by auto makers. A few minutes googling turned up nothing. Does anyone know if aircraft designers do that too?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > LongbowMkII
10/22/2016 at 13:29

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.Umm what


Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > BloodlessWeevil
10/22/2016 at 13:30

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They don’t have to because their prototypes fly from private airstrips into the sky, not on public roads, so they don’t have to worry too much about spy shots.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > S65
10/22/2016 at 13:35

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Bro, do you even bull shark testosterone? Get on my level.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 13:40

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Honestly I love it. It is loud and obnoxious and does not look like those RV / 90s paper cup graphics you often see on private planes.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > LongbowMkII
10/22/2016 at 13:42

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I’m trying bro

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Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > LongbowMkII
10/22/2016 at 13:54

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I don’t even lift, bro.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 13:55

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This was Schumi’s Falcon for a time.

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Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 14:24

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Quick work with da google:

N57EM owned by JDI Holdings, llcA court case after the purchase of said aircraft yielded who JSI holdings are, and it’s a single person - Jared Isaacman. He is the CEO of JDI but also it’s sole member.

Mr. Isaacman is the owner of Harbourtouch, a payment processing organization. So, he is excellent at running a credit card payment company.

The aircraft is used for business and private purposes but is also leased back to the airport charter company if you’d like to charter a personal jet, at probably a few thousand bucks per flight hour.

Jared is apparently an airplane nut. The Wikipedia article points out what planes he owns, and that dude would probably be a lot of fun with which to talk flying.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/22/2016 at 15:55

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Is it sad that I like this...?


Kinja'd!!! RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/23/2016 at 08:54

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funny as hell i made the same comment when i saw it at work last week in Teterboro, NJ. Hamiltons is this challenger which i think actually looks pretty nice.

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